RUCures

An RUCure is a potion that was created by Jafar of the RUC and can, like um.. cure every disease every or something because the RUC is so smart and powerful and good and stuff this is bullshit that an 8 year old would write. RUCures are suspicious jars of liquid created by Jafar using questionable (and often unknown) ingredients and are sold in Pharmacies.... rather... the RUC's own pharmacies, since this is not approved medicine, and no self-respecting pharmacy would accept this shit. For the sake of your sanity and your health, do not get anywhere near these fucking things.

The Cures
The RUC claims there are blue and red varieties of the potion, with blue being more powerful than red. It's mostly just color, the potions work just about the same. Oftentimes when people take them, they may experience side effects such as: choking, sickness, seizures, spazzing, melting skin to make bones look like they're growing back, teeth falling out, hair falling out, eyes falling out, organs ceasing function, diarrhea, rainbow colored vomit, hallucinations, and possibly (and by that we mean definitely) death. The sheer stupidity of these cures can even kill immortal people and GODS. Seriously, the RUC sure is powerful in all the wrong ways.

After further study, it's discovered that the cures were created with the same material the RUC uses to turn people into "Titans."

RUCure for Cancer
Jafar is trying to create an RUCure for cancer with DEMON BLOOD as one of its ingredients. You should stay away from people who believe demon blood can be used to cure cancer. It's fitting though, Jafar IS a scientologist. For some odd, sick, reason, Jafar needs to rip out Bern's spine (FATALITY) and use it as an ingredient for the cure.

I think cancer patients would prefer having cancer than taking this medicine.