Laws of Order

The Laws Of Order are the RUC's personal list of laws for anywhere they somehow manage to hold power over. The RUC is not known to follow their own laws, or modify them whenever it's convenient.

Laws

 * 1) Only RUC officials or people with a license will own guns or other weapons to prevent any violence. (They do this prevent any dissidents from attaining ways to fight back against them)
 * 2) Each newborn baby is checked for two weeks for any health problems before given to their parents. (RUDoctors strongly believe in eugenics, and will kill the baby if it exhibits any undesirable traits... which the RUDoctors are too stupid to tell, so it doesn't matter anyway. If the baby's skin is even slightly dark, they are killed immediately)
 * 3) Alcohol is banned from the entire region to prevent drunken abuse. (Prohibition sure worked well didn't it?)
 * 4) Abstinence is mandatory. No sex before marriage. (They literally spy on you and murder you if you don't follow this rule. Also, they don't even check if you're married or not, so trying to have sex in general is dangerous)
 * 5) All food is double checked by the RUC Health Inspection Committee(RUCHIC) and any ounce of unhealthiness will force the food to be altered. (The RUC doesn't typically recognize anything other than shit as food, so all of the foods they take will wind up being replaced with literal shit)
 * 6) Everyone must have a job. If they can't get one the RUC will find one for them. (There are no jobs other than serving in the military, or becoming a prestigious "RUScientist" who do nothing but stare at papers written by competent actual scientists all day without digesting the information, and claim it was written by them)
 * 7) Demons are to be shot or captured on sight. (No explanation needed for this.)
 * 8) Gold is shared among the community regardless of who owns it. (Redistributing wealth? Funny, considering they would lose their minds and call anyone else who does this an "evil commie demon." But anyways, the "gold" is all actually just concentrated in big name supporters of the RUC, and members themselves. They'll use it to buy useless junk such as jewerly and expensive clothing)
 * 9) Medical treatment is top priority. (Titans)
 * 10) At least three farms are needed in each settlement. Six months are needed before one is made. (Wtf is this, Age of Empires? Btw they never build any farms.)
 * 11) Everyone is treated in court fairly. (Except when they're not, which is all the time)
 * 12) Every second week of June is Popeye appreciation week. (Damn that is egotistical)
 * 13) All kids have an equal opprotunity in education. (Unless they're "demons" of course)

Trivia

 * Hilariously enough, the Laws of Order don't include laws against murder, robbery, rape, and others.