Noid

The Noid is a former Pizza Hut mascot who turned into the Radioactive Uber Clan's "Powerhouse".

Bio
The Noid is another member of the RUC and is their "powerhouse." He has a big pogostick he uses to crush his enemies with(In a brutal fashon no less).

History
The wiki claims he was forced into child-prostitution in New Mexico and was rescued by Felix the Cat when he was running from some "fiends."

In reality he just joins the RUC, nothing really much to say there.

At some point he ended up marrying Lady Tremaine(A midget and an old pruny Bitch  married. Sounds like the start of a bad joke.) whom Lady Tremaine sees Noid... as her deceased brother....yeah.

Despite being seen as a "Powerhouse" he usually just fights with a pogostick, bouncing everywhere and violently crushing people under its weight.

Personality
He's loud and obnoxious, simple as that. He also claims to be a "Buddhist," although his "Buddhism" solely revolves around the worship of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, (the only type of "Buddhism" Felix would tolerate).

He also really REALLY hates pizza, and has a habit of destroying pizza joints and murdering their workers and people who eat there. He claims that pizza is a tool used to turn people into demonic demons who rape and eat children and use them as toppings for pizza before turning them into nazi zombie robot dragons.