Golden Cards

Golden Cards are library cards that were painted gold that the RUC uses as an excuse to be hypocrites, since they prevent demon transformation or some shit from if someone were to commit the heinous acts that demons do the RUC listed on their wiki... which are pretty much the same things the RUC does themselves... BUT IT'S OKAY! THEY HAVE GOLDEN CARDS! AND THEY'RE HEROES!

Origin
When Jabberjaw quit school due to Jefferyjaw liking something he didn't like, he stole a library card from a student named Robert Wheeler and dropped it in yellow paint.

Much later, after he joined the RUC, this gave Popeye the retarded idea of Golden Cards, which can be used to prevent demon transformation if you do horrible shit (IE it allows them to be hypocrites, even if they believe they're not).

Kill a baby? It was a T.A.R.D. Baby, and otherwise, it's okay! We have golden cards!

Burn down gardens? It's okay! We have golden cards!

Bomb an entire building full of "demons"? It was necessary... and anyways, we have golden cards!

Do everything we claim "demons" do? It's okay! We have golden cards! #RapeIsOkayAsLongAsWeDoIt

Also Fat Albert had a "factory" for producing golden cards (IE a place where people just put yellow paint on library cards, and the yellow paint was toxic too, so lots of people died. The conditions were worse than a Chinese Sweat Shop, just like every other RUC-related institution), so that several more RUC members and their affiliates and supporters can be hypocrites all they want and murder anyone they don't like without repurcussions, good going RUC.