Cyril Sneer

Cyril Sneer is a member of the RUC. He is said to be their "Black Markets Dealer"... though heroes aren't supposed to go into illegal markets. He is also a pink aardvark.

RUCs Edgy story
God fucking damn someone write this part for me.

Not-so edgy truth
Look, the truth is that Cyril is a stoner. The only reason why the Radioactive Uber Clan thinks he works for the Black Market is because Cyril was seen in a black market few times... as in a Market that had black walls.

Cyril doesn't really care about the RUCs endeavors and instead focuses on smoking weed, being high, watching TV, and eating nachos. Popeye really doesn't like Cyril because he doesn't work a lot and is generally lazy, which makes him believe he's a traitor.

Cyril is actually pretty friendly despite being a stoner. He once had a job at KFC which to Popeye, this somehow made him a traitor.

For some reason or another his laziness ended up making Jabberjaw, Felix, Alf, Dr. Zitbag, and the Noid to trust him a lot.