Garfield

Garfield is a member of the RUC.

History
He was Felix the Cat's former roommate back in college. He joined the klan out of Felix's persuasion. Nothing much else here.

Bio
Apparently the RUC doesn't care enough about him to write an article about him on their wiki.

The RUC finally wrote an article about him, and basically it's like this: He's the scout who reports stuff, he used to work in a church that Bern and McWhimple came to and burned it down and killed the priest or something and blah blah we're evil demons who have no redeeming qualities blah. And then he got amnesia from being hit in the head by rubble or something and blah he's a great scout blah blah blah.

Now for the real story:

Unlike most members of the klan, Garfield is actually pretty calm and reasonable. Though he's the RUC's scout, he mostly uses it to be lazy and eat lasagna, then give a bullshit report to the RUC afterwards (they're stupid enough to buy his stories, some of which get really creative). Not saying he does this all the time; in fact, the few time he does his job, he actually does it well.

He's not really into the whole demon killing thing, and sometimes he questions if what the RUC's doing is really all that necessary. They either ignore him or yell at him for it, no middle ground. He's also not exactly very amused with what Jabberjaw wrote about him on the RUC wiki, but the RUC pretty much just says that's because of his amnesia. And you know, if he tries to speak the truth and try to break the RUC's delusions, the RUC will claim that demons are taking advantage of his amnesia and trying to brainwash him... even though that's complete BS, Garfield's just rational.

Trivia
-Despite being friends in the past with Felix, Felix's recent attitude kind of has Garfield a little more than conflicted.

-He does not want to talk to Alf due to a certain incident.