Dr. Zitbag

Dr. Zitbag is another member of the Radioactive Uber Clan and is the supposed head scientist of the Clan.

History
So he lived in Germany or some shit. The RUC wiki claims Germany was invaded by Mike's army when he was a child and his father was murdered by Soviet Steve. There was no solid evidence found to support his father being murdered by Steve, or any evidence of Mike ever invading at all. His dad died from illness and he joined the Klan when he grew up, so nothing really interesting found here.

Bio
So supposedly he's a "pimp" who has two female assistants to "aid" him in his work (and by aid I mean do all the work for him). His two female assistants are only in it for the money he's paying them, and wear trashbags as condoms whenever they have to get to "it."

He's a real maniac when it comes to women, and just wants to fuck everything with a vagina and moves. But overall not much to say here. He is known to go into crying fits whenever he gets rejected.

To sum it all up, he's kind of a boring person.