Albert Protection Squad

The Albert Protection Squad is Fat Alberts personal group of "bodyguards" who do most shit for him.

Their wiki claims that Albert hired them when a few "demons" tried to assassinate him. Actually Albert hired a bunch of thugs who happen to like suits so he can bully people around. They consist of Ricky(The leader with the goatee), Remmington(Who likes to be cruel as hell), Hades(Ironic to have a guy named after this given this is the RUC), Thorn( Edgy name), and Hogan Cote Maximus the 15th(The most unfortunately named guy in the whole group).

Like almost every other RUC member, they're written out to be a pure, innocent goody two-shoes who never do no wrong. Like I said earlier, they're thugs who like to bully people around.

They tried to attack Bern... only for one of them to trip on their shoe lace and ran off. They later made up how they wounded Bern when she stubbed her toe a while later.

It is said they carry uzis and rocket launchers to fight. Even if they do have these weapons, they can't aim for shit.

Also they like to abuse little kids in playgrounds thinking it's an orphanage.

They're the most forgotten of the entire RUC due to how bland they are. Hell, they're so forgotten that if Albert grabbed a random RUC Soldier in their place, no one would notice the difference.

Actually on second thought, literally who?