Swee-pea

Swee'pea was Popeye's first son, predating Popeye Jr. Popeye had a girlfriend and shit and she gave and shit and she died giving birth, that much is true.

Once again Jabberjaw wrote about how Mike's followers are the cause of all that is bad and unholy in the world. Blah blah Hatter and Bern kidnapped Swee'pea because they were evil and then they blew him up and ate him guys blah blah wrote them out to be morbidly depraved and shit and blah blah blah look, Jabberjaw, you're literally writing the same shit over and over and over again. Blah blah blood orgy, blah blah organs, blah blah evil demons, blah blah eat organs, blah blah feed remains to blah blah bah, it's the same fucking shit.

Seriously though, the real reason Swee'pea died was because Popeye was trying to bathe him and make breakfast at the same time; he left Swee'pea in a tub filled with water with a toaster nearby. You can tell what happened afterwards.

After Swee'pea's death, Popeye was creepy enough to keep his head inside a jar... instead of giving him a proper burial.