Krinkles

Krinkles is a cat that was gifted to the RUC by Mrs. Krinkles, who rewarded them for being "such good upstanding students."

Despite this, the RUC went and wrote up an entirely different story for it.

RUC Story
It's about as cheesy, cliche, retarded, sappy, any other unflattering terms as you can imagine. Blah blah it used to be one of Bern's evil demon demon demonic demon demon ball z cats but something blah Popeye loved cats and he calmed it down, and it turns out this cat was the reincarnation of Pupeye because he can feel his soul in him or something and it turns out Bern used dead people's souls to turn them into evil demons or something balah and then Chalice the Great Mary Sue something blessing holy magic he's the fastest thingon earth even faster than sanic hegehog and blah blah blah blah-

I'm gonna go punch myself now.

Real Story
As stated before, the cat was simply a gift from a crazy High Schol teacher who think the RUC are honor students. The only reason the RUC thinks it's Pupeye reincarnated is because it shits all over the floor the same way Pupeye did.

Also, Popeye, that wasn't Pupeye's "soul" you were feeling... that cat peed on you when you were holding it.

The only reason the RUC connected Krinkles with Bern is because she was the only other person he knows that owns a cat, SO YEAH LET'S JUST CONNECT THOSE TWO TOGETHER SURE SURE YEAH OKAY I'M FUCKING DONE HERE FUCK THIS SHIT.